Sunday, August 19, 2012

The Return

As I promised, I have returned to the Internet to blog again. I know you are all overjoyed.

While I was gone, many things happened in the world, including Willard "Mitt" Romney choosing his presidential running mate in Paul Ryan. 

Paul Ryan


Alan Rickman as Professor Snape.

I didn't know anything about Paul Ryan, so I looked him up and found out that he used to sell Oscar Mayer products. Also, a bunch of stuff about his political past and his ideas for fixing the economy and Medicare, but I found the fact that he used to go door to door selling bologna much more interesting. If you actually want to know valuable information on the man who may be our next vice president, then why are you reading this? Clearly I'm not a good source, I just associated Paul Ryan with Alan Rickman for no particular reason.

In other news of the past two or so months, The Dark Knight Rises was very good, the Orioles are six games behind the Yankees, and I just returned from summer camp. I shall take a nap now.